“ok so, um, quick thought — i mean, like, every founder i talk to is scared to raise prices — right? and, uh — but when we doubled ours nothing bad happened … anyway. whatever … support tickets actually went down”
You're smart. You have valuable thoughts. You're bad at posting them. We show the best version of you.
bangers is an agent in your Telegram. Send it a rambling voice note — it turns the thought into posts, threads, images, and video tailored to each of your channels, asks your approval, and publishes on schedule. Want to click instead of talk? There's a full dashboard for that too.
No writing required either way. If a post fails, you hear about it in under a minute. Watch a ramble become four posts ↓
You, on a walk
One voice note. Ums, tangents and all.
The agent keeps what matters
Drafted for each channel
We doubled our prices expecting churn. Support tickets dropped instead — here's why the customers you lose at low prices were costing you money…
1/ Raise your prices. We doubled ours and the only thing that dropped was support volume. A short thread on why 🧵
The bargain-hunter tax — what actually happened in the 90 days after we doubled prices.
🖼 AI-generated quote card attached — "Doubling prices, halving refunds," on-brand, no design tool needed.
How it works
No calendar grid, no editor, no tabs. bangers lives in Telegram because that's where your thoughts already are.
The agent asks about your business, your customers, your tone, and your no-go topics — by voice. That becomes your strategy profile. Say “retrain me” anytime to redo it.
On a walk, after a sales call, at 1am — or type it into the dashboard if you're at a keyboard anyway. Every note is transcribed and distilled into ideas that go into your idea bank — nothing is fire-and-forget.
Drafts arrive in the same chat. Approve, skip, or reply with a voice note: “make it punchier, drop the second paragraph.”
Approved posts go out at each channel's best slot. If anything fails, you get a message within a minute: what broke, why, and a retry button.
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The idea bank
Every voice note is distilled into ideas the agent keeps forever — clustered by topic, searchable, and mined for future posts.
Go quiet for two days? It nudges you with a draft built from something you said last month.
Keep circling the same theme? It notices, and proposes a series.
A post performed well 60 days ago? It offers a refreshed take, ready to approve.
The dashboard
Everything the bot does, you can also see and steer from a browser — same account, same idea bank, nothing to re-enter.
Busy week? Drag a week's worth of posts around the calendar in one sitting.
At a keyboard anyway? Type a thought into Compose instead of recording it — same pipeline, same drafts.
Open the dashboardEvery scheduled post, drag-and-drop to reschedule.
Type a thought and get the same platform-tailored drafts.
Connect, reconnect, and retire accounts in one place.
Batch-review everything waiting on your approval.
Search every thought you've ever recorded.
Which channels and topics are actually landing.
Not another scheduler
Buffer, Postiz, and post bridge all assume the hard part is done — that the post is already written. For most business owners, writing it is the hard part. We built a dashboard too, but it's there for when you want to see the whole week, not because you need it to get a post out.
A failed post messages you within a minute — what broke, why, and a retry button. Silent failure is the industry's #1 complaint. It's our #1 feature.
Support is the same bot, escalating straight to the founder's DMs. No ticket queue, no “we'll get back to you.”
The bot is still the fastest way in — talk, and it's drafted before you've put your phone down. The dashboard is there when you want the whole week at a glance, never a requirement to get a post out.
Channels
Each draft is tailored to the platform's culture — a thread for X, a story for LinkedIn, an article for your blog. Never the same text pasted everywhere.
Medium and Substack don't allow direct publishing, so the agent sends the finished article to your chat, formatted and ready to paste — one tap to copy.
Have a blog already? Add its RSS feed and every new post is automatically distilled into drafts for the rest of your channels — cross-posting in reverse.
Need a visual? The agent generates an on-brand AI image, or a short vertical video for TikTok, Reels, and Shorts, right in the draft — no separate design tool.
MCP · bring your own agent
bangers speaks MCP — the open protocol Claude, Cursor, ChatGPT, and most agents use for tools. Connect it once, and the AI you already work with all day can file ideas into your idea bank, draft posts, search what you've said before, and queue posts — mid-conversation, while the thought is fresh.
The approval loop doesn't move. Everything your agent does — captured, drafted, scheduled — shows up in your Telegram the moment it happens. Nothing publishes without you.
Setup is typing /mcp to the bot and pasting one line into your agent. Included on every plan — not a paid add-on.
the fix is deployed. capture that migration war story and draft something for my channels
bangers · capture_thought ✓ saved to idea bank — topic: shipping
bangers · create_drafts ✓ 3 drafts → your Telegram
Done — an X thread, a LinkedIn post, and a Bluesky version are waiting in your Telegram with approve buttons.
/mcp in the bot replies with the exact line to paste into Claude, Cursor, or any MCP client.
Pricing
Unlimited voice notes on every plan. Pick by how many channels you feed.
You, posting consistently at last
$29/month
Your full content engine
$49/month
Multiple brands, one mouth
$99/month
No free plan, and that's deliberate. Free tiers fund themselves with bloat and neglect. Every subscriber gets the same agent, the same loud failures, the same human behind it. Cancel in one tap if it isn't paying for itself.
Already talking to the bot? Log in to the dashboard with the same account to see the calendar and analytics.
FAQ
Those are schedulers — excellent ones. They organize and publish posts you've already written. bangers starts one step earlier: it turns a spoken thought into the posts themselves, tuned to your strategy and each platform's culture. If you enjoy writing your own posts, a scheduler is cheaper. If writing is the reason you don't post, that's what this is for.
The agent works from a strategy profile built in a voice interview: your business, your customers, your tone, your taboos. It drafts from your words — the source material is always something you actually said. And nothing publishes without your approval, so the floor is “edited you,” never “generic AI.”
No — but you can if you'd rather. Onboarding, capture, and edits are all voice-first in Telegram — “make it shorter, lose the second point.” The dashboard's Compose box runs typed thoughts through the same pipeline for when you're at a keyboard anyway.
Never. Telegram alone is a complete product — talk, approve, done. The dashboard exists for the calendar view, typing instead of talking, and analytics across channels. Same account, log in at /login whenever you want it.
You get a Telegram message within a minute: which post, which channel, what went wrong, and a retry button. Silent failure is the top complaint about every tool in this category — we treat it as the product's most important feature.
LinkedIn, X, Threads, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, Pinterest, Reddit, YouTube, Bluesky, Mastodon, Telegram channels, and long-form to Ghost and WordPress. Medium and Substack don't allow direct publishing, so those arrive in your chat paste-ready.
Yes. When a post benefits from a visual, the agent generates an on-brand AI image, or a short vertical video for TikTok, Reels, and Shorts, and attaches it to the draft for your approval — no separate design tool.
Add your blog's RSS feed and every new post is distilled into drafts for the rest of your channels — the reverse of manual cross-posting.
Yes. bangers ships an MCP server, so any agent that speaks the protocol can capture ideas into your idea bank, draft posts, search past thoughts, and schedule — type /mcp in the bot and you get a token plus a one-line setup. The rules don't change for machines: everything an agent does is mirrored to your Telegram, and nothing publishes without your approval. Included on every plan.
Your audio is transcribed by machine, and the transcript is processed by the agent. No human listens to your notes, and your idea bank is yours — export or delete it anytime.
Because you'd be the product's afterthought. Paid-only keeps every user a real customer: same agent, same reliability, same founder answering support. There's no lock-in — cancel in one tap from the chat.